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theona maria

That one bisexual friend. Obsessed with "H".Probably very private and reserved.
Vi la palas theona maria moment?
by Aolen May 20, 2022
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Maria

Maria, the sexy chick everyone likes. always surrounded by friends and boys. Likes everyone except Anastasia's. Rich, popular, always friends with a Isabella.
Example:
zach: Have you seen my gf?
Maria: i am here baby
by Sexy lady 2.0 November 21, 2021
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maria de jesus

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"
by Commonroses August 27, 2022
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maria

maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"
by StarMe March 17, 2023
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Eva Maria

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner
by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023
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Maria Effect

When a girl’s personality is so bad that in turn it makes her physically unattractive.
“Dude that girl is so ugly”

Not really, it’s just the Maria Effect”
by jxshuhh February 12, 2025
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maria

maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc
“oh my look at her she’s so gorg. must be a maria
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