Johnny Waffle

When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.
I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.
by Johnny Wafflemaster February 25, 2014
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johnny-caged

A verb used to express anger or upset when a character from a previous movie, book, or game is killed off rather quickly in the fallowing sequel such as johnny cage in the movie Mortal Kombat's sequal.
person a) Dude he was a grate character and now he is dead.

Person B) yep, he just got johnny-caged.
by princehyrule October 14, 2007
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AT Johnny on the Spot

After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.
Bro, I just did an AT Johnny on the Spot, that poor son of a gun
by Mark2015 October 10, 2021
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johnny style

when you ass fuck a chick while taking a shit.
I wanna do it Johnny Style with that hoe.
by Yoder McConagay October 18, 2007
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johnny's lunch

when you fill a small paper bag filled half way with mustard; used to throw at people
that guy was dissing me so i threw a johnny's lunch at him
by Bandaid Man February 14, 2005
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Johnny Rocket

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles
my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad
by smoke_detector July 25, 2014
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Johnny Roller

Aw man, I was late to my girlfriend's house and Johnny Roller was hiding behind an overpass and clocked me going 94.
by Fruitfly34 July 19, 2010
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