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A day to celebrate your favorite slutty bisexual friends.

Observed on March 5th.
"I got my best friend a cute cat mug to celebrate International Slutty Bisexual Bestie Day. They're going to love it!"
by nonbinaryleonkennedy August 13, 2024
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International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.
Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.
by ModernCreek March 6, 2024
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Internal Aletheic Bioluminescence Proprium (IABP): The innate, self-sustaining ability to perceive, express, and embody one’s deepest truth. Derived from the Greek word aletheia (truth), the Latin proprium (representing the unique, intrinsic essence of an individual), and bioluminescence (the capacity for self-generated light), IABP symbolizes the inner radiance that illuminates and reveals a person's authentic self. It represents the unchanging core that is uniquely theirs, transcending external influences such as societal expectations, validation, or cultural norms. IABP is the luminous force that guides one toward the realization of their fullest potential, serving as a constant source of clarity and authenticity. It underscores that true expression and self-realization are rooted in an unwavering connection to one’s inner truth, independent of external pressures.
In moments of deep introspection, she experienced an awakening of her Internal Aletheic Bioluminescence Proprium, where the truths of her innermost self illuminated the darkness of her past, guiding her toward a more authentic existence.
by Artem Ovsepian January 22, 2025
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International relaxing day

On the 24th of November it is International relaxing day. In this day you have to do whatever you want that makes you feel relaxed and no one can stop you!
Woo hoo its International relaxing day I can sleep all day with no interruptions
by $h@Y0^@ November 24, 2022
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International give a boy a scrunchie day is October 4th. So give a boy a scrunchie to even out with September 24th.
Boy: Remember 24th September? I gave you my hoodie
Girl: Oh yes! Here, have my scrunchie, today is International give a boy a scrunchie day
by Ki ona September 24, 2019
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On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh
by deebsmo November 22, 2021
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International Hattrick

When a country wins 3 World Cups in a row.
"Holy crap dude, Pele almost did a International Hattrick!"
"Dude what do you mean"
"He won the 1958 and 1962 World Cups! If he won the 1966 World Cup, it would've been a International Hattrick!"
by Whattheheeeellll123 May 21, 2023
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