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Gabriel Hollis

Gabriel Hollis is the inventor of Gabeism.
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Gabriel

It is a girl's and a guy's name. It is the most neutral name of all time. There are really big and strong Gabriels and also really small and weak Gabriels. Some Gabriels have a lot of money. Other Gabriels have no money. Some Gabriels have girls following them, others will never get a girlfriend in their 80-year life.
Gabriel #1

Me: Yo waddup Gabriel
Gabriel: DId u just call me by my name?! Im gonna fucking smack the mcshit out of you

Gabriel #2

Me: Yo Gabriel you bitch
Gabriel: Yes sir. Please don't beat me up again!!
by Mamasdick November 16, 2022
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Gabriel

Gabriel is unforgettable. He starts off as a just a friend you talk to in class and boom you start to develop feelings for him. He’s a good boyfriend and is hella attractive. He got curly brown hair, tall, and plays basketball. Along with his good looks comes his fun personality. He can always make you feel happy even if you are sad. If you ever get a Gabriel, never let him go because he is the best person you’ll ever meet.
“Who’s that? He’s bad asl
“Oh him? That’s my homie Gabriel”
by user119202025 June 30, 2024
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Jayden James-Gabriele

Hottest man alive. 10/10. It would probably taste salty if put in soup.
I want Jayden James-Gabriele in my soup!
Jayden James-Gabriele is the hottest man alive! 10/10!
by SuperYeetCat May 18, 2023
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Gabriel

He's your older brother and is very good at sports. He has many friends, but is physically challenged (he's kinda short).
Yeah that's the new kid on our team. His name is Gabriel.
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023
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