fairy butter

The special lube that you use during gay sex after an intense game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

"Yo man, that was a great game of CoD. You should get the fairy butter, I'm feeling extra tight tonight."

by DarkyDook December 6, 2009

Fairy Fit

A homosexual (usually male) who bursts into temper tantrums that no one can take seriously due to the feminine nature and usually stomping of feet.

Wow, look at Michael having another fairy fit, here we go again.

by wowthisisridiculous August 25, 2010

faily seal

1. The nickname for a shoddy soft toy, crafted in the questionable likeness of a baby seal.

2. A derogatory MMORPG epithet, used with intent to embarrass or marginalize a horrendously destructive or inexperienced player.

FFS, that faily seal priest pulled the whole room and then didn't heal!

by Eulanna December 21, 2010

fairy queer

Where you go to get good ice cream.

I am going to Fairy Queer. Anyone want anything?

by m00gininity July 31, 2011

fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

fairytale female

A female that will believe anything a lame dude tell her.

This fairytale female believed this cheating ass nigga when he told her he waa a faithful man.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 19, 2017