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turtle fairy 

They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!
Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.
turtle fairy by sugaababy February 4, 2010

Snatch Fairy 

Any women when she is being an complete pain in the ass!
Holy shit my girl friend is being such a snatch fairy about me going out tonight!

Why are you being such a snatch fairy, I'm only going golfing?

Could you possibly be a bigger snatch fairy?
Snatch Fairy by jlebeau450 March 3, 2010

Nostalgia Fairy 

A theorized source of the euphoria that suddenly fills your porous body, as you come across a relic of sorts that helped define you as an adult.
"I'm going to stay in the house I grew up in for a few nights over Christmas. The Nostalgia Fairy is gonna rape me, man"
Nostalgia Fairy by Bricks On Molly December 13, 2012

juice fairy 

Giving a large amount of juice to random people
Josh is such a juice fairy.
juice fairy by stuffysubet April 8, 2013

Can Fairy 

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
Can Fairy by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

Confusion Fairy 

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited
It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.
Confusion Fairy by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015