A Can
Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can
Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal
person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and
left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can
Fairy had been through.
I think I heard the Can
Fairy come this morning.