evan siwik

A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.

Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately

by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017

Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

Evan

A asian small who likes science and plays piano

Evan was a really cool guy

by smallman123 November 8, 2018

evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.

Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....

by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

Evan

the little ho of the friend group who belongs to their girlfriend (fact)

He's the Evan of the group

by rach4realz December 12, 2018

Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him

Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough

by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018