Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Gamer Depression

When a streamer/gamer who has a huge fan base, all of a sudden thinks that they are “sad” and “depressed”, when in reality they are profiting off of homosexuals.

Dick: You heard Dreams new song? I think he is trying to say that he is sad.
Chad: No, Dreams not sad, he just has gamer depression.

by wakapepo June 6, 2021

Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018

Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)

Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?

by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020

Conical Depression

Geometry Dash extreme demon. Awful gameplay, 1.0 style. Made as a joke.

#278 on Demon List as of 9/12/2022

conical depression gave me clinical depression

by Wiktionarious September 12, 2022

period depression

When your period first hits and you become extremely depressed and text people like drunk texting but period depression texting .... it ends bad

So I had this guy blocked but I completely lost all strength and unblocked him while going through some hard core period depression.

by Lil cunt January 3, 2018

Depression pasta

That warm fuzzy carb-rich food that is easy to cook when life feels meaningless but a hot, full belly makes everything okay.

Have you checked up on Kate? She was making depression pasta again, but she didn’t finish it...

by Lord Memeworth August 23, 2019