Burger Kinging

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.

Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.

by Neptune's Fat Dick July 03, 2021

mcjackson burger

a burger made by mcdonalds in honor of michael jackson. its a 50 year old meat in a 8 year old bun

i went to the mcdonalds to cop a juicy mcjackson burger

by allahuakbar69696969 July 01, 2021

Squirter Burger

When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.

My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.

by Igaveurmomthe D November 28, 2017

regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day

Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.

by tastyvension January 27, 2014

burger pipe

A larger yet lengthy, ground beef textured, pipe shaped, toilet clogging turd.

I always make it a point to lay some burger pipe at a bros house, its the ultimate toilet tester! I

by dookiemastr August 09, 2011

The Fucking Burger.

A burger made with 2 Psilocybin caps as “buns” of the burger, an angus patty basted in cani-butter, THC grown lettuce, LSD infused ketchup and mustard, Acid tabs layer neatly on 2 slices of provolone, and finally a cup of lean to wash it down.

Bro I’ve been tripping all day. Nah Bruh you haven’t had The Fucking Burger. Before

by M3 The Skeleton May 31, 2021

yummy burger

a good ass, a booty essentially

Me: Damn she got a yummy burger right there! Yummy!

by apap04 September 26, 2019