may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

It's Blessed

Another meaning for 'charge it tho'. To tell someone that it's enough.

Monalisa: Tobechi howfar your hand
Tobechi: It's blessed, it's blessed.

by datariesbaby September 22, 2022

sure god bless

A term used for literally anything

“Liz wants the rent money”
“Sure god bless”

by Jenkles December 8, 2022

Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament

beautiful church to get married yet dont expect it to give you the full happiness

maybe you can ask the pastor if you can bring your studies(homework ) and borrow their office room

at Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament, I want to perform to my boyfriend in a wedding dress

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal

If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps

by that one guy, you know the guy September 11, 2023

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018