Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Data bandit

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.

Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit

by Jay2u March 5, 2016

Bandit

Some nigga named juice wlrd

That nigga Bandit got some titties

by RUNNINUPWITHAPUMP October 10, 2019

Stick bandit

A buff white crackhead located in central el paso bring sticks against his head and or twirling them

Oh look theres stick bandit breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022

skully bandit

A female who comes to a house with the sole purpose to give oral pleasure to an individual or group and then leave when finished.

"Last night we had these skully bandits roll through before we went out and then had to hit em back up when we got back at like 3."

by SantanaRLC5 December 9, 2008

bone marrow bandit

he is out on the streets coming for your bone marrow watch out for a five foot 6 blonde headed nigga looking for your marrow

hey have you heard of the bone marrow bandit hes apearently has stolen 20 bone barrows this month alone

by willam berks June 4, 2024