zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends

Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.

by mrmixx August 24, 2022

zach herron

he has a nose
a hot one
tho it kinda sticks up
he can't burp
at all.

he burped for the first time when he was 18
he's my husband
his sister is named after a chocolate brand (reese)

his brother ryan had a MASSIVE glow up
he's hot
and cute
and handsome
and he's part of why don't we
his bestie is called Jack avery
he doesn't like you.

but he likes me.

not you :)

" ZACH HERRON IS MY BOYFRIEND "

"NO HE'S MINE"

"GO AWAY HE'S MINE YOU CAN HAVE CORBYN"

"HE HAS A FUNNY NOSE"

"HIS NOSE LOOKS NICER THAN YOU"

by herron08loml September 7, 2022

Zach

A man named zach

This is zach

by SkinnySeal April 28, 2022

Zach

Fucking autistic dog

zach is a little bitch with no friends and doesnt SHUT THE FUCK UP

by PhilbertKratosIII April 28, 2022

Zach Slater

Zach Slater more formally known as zesco, has a strange tendency to eat out other mens assholes and likes the taste of their smelly dick cheese. Zach (Zesco) thinks he pulls bitches where as he gets no choss. Zach experiences periods where he believes he is the ultimate top G and believes he is the Asian reincarnation of famous kick boxer Andrew Tate. Zesco also loves underage girls and likes to watch them enter and leave school in their tight little skirts.

Man I want have sex with Zach Slater JK.

by bigchoode1101 October 27, 2022

Zach Slater

is so cute and sexy, fucking hot asian boy dick yea

Zach Slater is so hot

by bigchoode1101 October 27, 2022

Zach

An individual with the propensity to engage in coitus with goats, or other goat-like animals.

Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”

Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”

by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022