When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other
Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.
by indysolo August 15, 2014

When you walk up to a random person an Main Street and flick them in the ball sack and scream "WHALE!" and then sprint away.
Girl: Dayumm he was hot!
Girls Friend: Go do the "Screaming Whale!"
Girl: Ahh, yeah! Perfect idea!
*Girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack*
Girl: WHALE!
*Sprints away*
Girls Friend: Go do the "Screaming Whale!"
Girl: Ahh, yeah! Perfect idea!
*Girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack*
Girl: WHALE!
*Sprints away*
by Hugh Heftner August 25, 2009

by Mam August 29, 2004

An individual who is so worried about the whales bumping into one another while they are swiming around because the Navy uses sonar to protect there vessel's from combatin enemies that want to kill us.
My friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the Navy can't use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the U.S.A. and their Vessel's because Shamo and flipper bumped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.
by Mike Schultz February 8, 2008

a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc
person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"
by ~tilde man~ September 24, 2005

by Dom February 3, 2004

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.
Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"
by Boo Bee December 17, 2008
