brady church

manwhore

brady church is a manwhore

by gogobradychurch March 20, 2019

Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.

Jacob is a church penis.

by Churchalisous March 27, 2019

God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by kendiK April 16, 2019

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

breaking the church bell

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.

Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell

by The real big F May 1, 2019

Church Whore

A tranny blonde whore with a saggy ass that fucks the Pope.

Guy: Look at that blonde! She must be a church whore.

by the fidddddddddddddddddddddddd May 22, 2019

Church Street Buffalo

When after going ass to mouth then pulling out and then tastefully blowing a perfectly shaped albino Church Street Buffalo on your partner.

After raw dawning Marsha on taco Thursday, Randy gave Marsha an a Church Street Buffalo she would never be able to wash off.

by Jude Tobias May 22, 2019