the most perfect couple. they're practically inseparable when they're together. destined for happiness. amazing lovers.
he doesn't take her for granted and makes her laugh. he's the witty one. he's sexy as hell. he's passionate about everything and wont take any crap. he loves to hear her voice.
she makes him laugh. she thinks he is amazing. she loves the sound of his voice. she is the calm one who is passive.
they both believe they are reaching and the other is settling in the relationship.
they will make it for sure.
he doesn't take her for granted and makes her laugh. he's the witty one. he's sexy as hell. he's passionate about everything and wont take any crap. he loves to hear her voice.
she makes him laugh. she thinks he is amazing. she loves the sound of his voice. she is the calm one who is passive.
they both believe they are reaching and the other is settling in the relationship.
they will make it for sure.
Michael: Did you see tommy+kira today?
Shelby: Yes, I wish our relationship was as satisfying, fun, and fulfilling as theirs in all aspects.
Michael: Well I'm no tommy.
Shelby: And I could never be a kira.
Shelby: Yes, I wish our relationship was as satisfying, fun, and fulfilling as theirs in all aspects.
Michael: Well I'm no tommy.
Shelby: And I could never be a kira.
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The unlucky individual who, at an impromptu BBQ, is elected by the other members of the eating fraternity to handle the raw meat, thus sacrificing the opportunity to eat for himself.
By handling the meat, he risks food poisoning for the good of the colony. A real team player.
By handling the meat, he risks food poisoning for the good of the colony. A real team player.
Ed - 'Mike, you're tommy raw fingers this evening'
Mike - 'I loathe how you have burdened me with this unpleasant task. However, for the lads, I accept my responsibilities.'
Mike - 'I loathe how you have burdened me with this unpleasant task. However, for the lads, I accept my responsibilities.'
by T. H. Leatherhead May 24, 2008
Get the tommy raw fingers mug.One must first be drunk off their ass, usually the Male. Then he (or she in rare cases) must find a female and begin to get physical. After things start to get naughty and the male is eating out the female, he must then proceed to vomit into her vagina due to an excess of alcohol, immediately after which he must begin to engage in intercourse with her, ignoring the fact he (or she) just vomited into the very same opening he now has his penis (or other sex toy, in the case of a female) inserted in to. Very raunchy.
Oliver: The other night i performed a Tommy Z on some girl at that crazy party we were at.
Mark: Whoa dude thats crazy!
Oliver: Yeah. Too bad i didn't realized at the time it was my mom.
Kevin: Oh, that's unfortunate. She's still really hot though, you should hold your head high.
Oliver: Fuck you
Mark: Whoa dude thats crazy!
Oliver: Yeah. Too bad i didn't realized at the time it was my mom.
Kevin: Oh, that's unfortunate. She's still really hot though, you should hold your head high.
Oliver: Fuck you
by Mister tibbles February 23, 2010
Get the Tommy Z mug.While having sex, (in the missionary position) and before ejaculating, a man pulls his penis out of his partner's vagina, inserts his testicles, and proceeds to beat his penis angrily and/or scarily until he ejaculates.
-"Dude my balls are killing me"
-"Why, what'd you do to 'em"
-"I gave that virgin girl a Terrible Tommy, and it totally squashed my balls"
-"Why, what'd you do to 'em"
-"I gave that virgin girl a Terrible Tommy, and it totally squashed my balls"
by jitlythedoof November 9, 2009
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by Tucker from Tennessee December 8, 2010
Get the Tennessee Tommy knocker mug.Possibly one of the best looking type of people around. Often called upon to solve problems when the world's genii fail to do so. Overall, the Ultimate answer to all of life's questions and sex getter extraordinaire.
Guy: I wish there was more I could do to help the world.
Girl: To bad you're not a Tommy, or the world would already be saved.
Girl: To bad you're not a Tommy, or the world would already be saved.
by Darky-darka-dark-dark November 8, 2009
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