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Nerd Cave

1. Room 213.
2. A dark room, corner, confined or enclosed area which nerds go to hide from the outside world, especially sunlight.
3. An enclosed area where nerds may thrive, without contact with the outside.

New inhabitants of the Nerd Cave are called "Nerdlings".
1. Nerds tend to in the Nerd Cave during times of intense sunlight.
2. Nerds may hibernate in Nerd Caves for long periods of time.
3. The annual Nerd-a-thon will be held at the Nerd Cave.
4. Scientists have discovered that the Nerd Cave is where the evolution from humans to nerds begins.
by nerd.cave.213 January 29, 2012
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nerd porn

Any very technical computer program, book, magazine or website being looked at by tech or trades people at work
'Oh, you're looking at nerd porn again. I'll come back in 5.'
'No, this the algorithm to diagnose parameter problems with the core structural matrix.'
'Like I said, nerd porn. I'll be back in 5.'
by hooty mcboobs November 5, 2012
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Word Nerd

A nerd who is good at word-related subjects, such as grammar and foreign languages, rather than math and science like a stereotypical nerd.
Person A: Did you know that the little dot on top of a lowercase letter "i" is called a "tittle"?
Person B: You're such a Word Nerd.
by IchigoxRukiaforever April 15, 2011
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nerd city

A term of endearment for something or someone that is kinda nerdy usually in an adorable way.
Nerd city said he had to do his math homework before we could make out.
by watchforbears December 25, 2008
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Nerd Jersey

A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
by RCorcio91 May 18, 2008
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nerd accent

noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pronounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak.
"This girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. She totally has a nerd accent.
by vomitacious March 23, 2011
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Nerd Bow

The strange sweaty smell nerds produce. Most people will notice "Nerd Bow" when they enter computer rooms, internet gaming cafes and often while entering computer game shops or Games Workshop stores.

Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.
nerd bow nerd sweat world of warcraft games workshop ball sweat
by lord of your ring November 27, 2011
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