by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the External locus of controlmug. When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
Get the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dipmug. Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.
Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
Get the remoat controlmug. This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.
by Meduimbigmkl September 20, 2021
Get the Dirty controllermug. We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008
Get the mirth controlmug. A controller of finance oversees the functions of accounting in the company and ensures records are kept properly. They contribute to the financial strategies of the company and in developing internal control policies. They also perform risk management activities and develop plans to minimize risk
They ensure that all accounting information are accurate and proper at all times at each end of each quarters of the comapny's fiscal year.
They ensure that all accounting information are accurate and proper at all times at each end of each quarters of the comapny's fiscal year.
I serve as a finance controller to provide risk mitigations from financial fraud both, internally and externally. I provide quarterly reports during each quarters (4x within a fiscal year) and also I ensure that our company are in compliant of all GAAP and accounting laws.
by Abdavison September 29, 2021
Get the finance controllermug. by Old_zitterhand May 27, 2020
Get the controller killermug.