Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015

Stoner

Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.

Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?

Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc

by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018

Liquid Stoner

Someone who gets diarrhoea from smoking weed

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner”

by Zizi ballon January 4, 2023

Stoner

Alex

Alex is a massive stoner

by 6969693 January 9, 2020

Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush

Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Stoner wallow

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.

Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".

by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019

Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017