gooch

The vaginal fluids of a woman, collectively

In the empty theatres following the showing of 50 Shades of Gray, there were discovered cucumbers covered in gooch.

by AJ Deadshow December 7, 2021

Gooch chat

The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.

Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY

by 7916372 April 18, 2020

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

Gooch

Gooch is a word that you use when you annoyed at someone it shows your upset
Its a well used word in midleton

Q. WHAT A GOOCH OMD
A. SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE A GOOCH

by The one and only BRICK November 23, 2021

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

Gooch

A younger racist female of English descent. Leader of the Second Coming of the Fourth Reich. EDL member supreme.

Gooch is in love with George

by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024