suburban-sexual

Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.

I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.

by cookinginchucks February 3, 2015

Lumber-sexual

One who identifies as flannel wearing hipster with a perfect beard and/or mustache with incredibly soft hands that have never held an axe, other than axe body spray.

While in Placerville Logan in his flannel, beard oil, American eagle ripped jeans and multiple rings was on a mission to find some gluten free tacos to enjoy, when someone called out "hey we don't take kindly to you lumber-sexual kinds around here!"

by Mr. C. Hustle June 30, 2021

sexual bubble

when someone you don't like sits so close to you that they can touch you sexually.

holy fuck ch*ris get they hell out of my sexual bubble

by fuckmekms January 26, 2017

CUOMO-SEXUAL

SOMEONE WHO GETS OFF ON UNWANTED TOUCHING DUE TO THEIR HERTAGE OR CULTURE

"I IDENTIFY AS A CUOMO-SEXUAL, SO I CAN ONLY FINISH WHEN THE TOUCHING IS NON-CONSENTUAL. BUT, NOT TO WORRY, ITS DUE TO MY RACIAL IDENTITY"

by Silkygl August 11, 2021

ol-sexual

someone who refuses to date someone until the age of 80 or older.

my friend steph is ol-sexualc

by Oretris May 14, 2021

Romanian Sexual

If you're Romanian Sexual, you're attracted to peoples pockets and wallets

Yo, im Romanian Sexual which means im gonna steal that mans wallet, it looks so sexy.

by xanlua69 October 11, 2022

sexual shredator

An exceptional skier or snowboarder who gets laid often due to their abilities on the slopes.

"Did you see that guy at apres drinking a Red Bull and vodka with all those chicks?"

"Yeah, man. Bro did laps all day off Pali. Total sexual shredator."

by oscar goldman July 21, 2017