pics only we can see

an inappropriate picture ones take that don’t get posted or shared with anyone else.

her- “Can we take pics only we can see?”

him- “Yes.”

by the realest🙌🏼 October 23, 2022

can i see the full tity

when you want to see the full tity

can i see the full tity

by Ifrickityfuckedyourmom April 17, 2019

I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 5, 2022

oh say can you see

By the dawns early light something something i cant remember this!

person 1 "hey wanna sing our amazing patriotic-all-american-music-that-says-god-bless-america?"
Person 2 "HELL NAW!"
Person 1 "why?"
Person 2 "TOO FUCKING LONG!"
Person 1 "fine then ill sing by my self. Oh say can you see -"
Person 2 "STOP IT'S WAY TOO LONG!"

by user6543 August 8, 2022

Can't see the forest through the trees.

When a person focuses too much on small detail (trees), and misses the big picture (forest).

Stressed out person on vacation: "we have to awake at 4:00am, eat breakfast at 5:00am, goto the tour at 6:00am, arrive at the park 1 hour later, buy this, see that, go here, go there... are you writing this down!"

me: "how about, I'm on vacation, I'll be resting and meet you for lunch."

me behind the other person's back: "yikes, that person Can't see the forest through the trees."

by johncoleman83 March 16, 2017

See how the Jamaican pizza steals

To play an familiar game or run a familiar scam in a new location or environment

"These bettys in Kansas City are staring to bore me; I'mna head over to St. Louis, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."; "Heard they had warrant for me on the South Side; I'm breaking Northend, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."

by Guffy the WB December 20, 2008

people will want to see you naked

the universal answer to every question. Gets annoying after the 300th or so use.

Why is the rum gone?
Because people will want to see you naked

by Oceania June 6, 2007