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Real Friends

None of the hoes I used to fuck with 😂
Rando : Got any real friends
Me : Nope
by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020
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Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof
I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record
by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013
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Trid (REAL)

A very nice boy. He has the best sense of humor, he robbed a bank last thurday. This quite defines his well rounded character. And the same goes for Aby. It seems they may be the same person, but we may never know for sure yet. Anyways, so basically, i was eating my grilled cheese at 2pm in the afternoon and i started to choke. i then got releif from a friend who was there and stopped choking, ik this is starting to sound a bit weird but i needed to say it, grilled cheese is better than a sandwhich on certain occassions.
Trid (REAL) is a pimp
i love that guy, trid is such a pimp
by mrmeateh March 17, 2022
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Not-real-sexual

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
by Avon128 December 28, 2020
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real catfish

When you use make up, hats, scarfs, etc. to hide your age and/or identity
Don't be a real catfish bitch
by Puddinover05 April 13, 2017
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Real d

Penis, flesh like, not rubber
They love the real d
by Berry Punny December 16, 2017
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Real hoopers

The realest of people, only these people can truly relate to Flightreacts
Real hoopers know that you need to tie your shoes up to the top to play to your fullest
by LShapedDemon April 9, 2020
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