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peaches

a girl that has many stds and smells like fish
ew you see her over there she smells like peaches
by stankstankcoochielice September 15, 2019
mugGet the peachesmug.

Peaches

A bad ass bitch who can hold on to a tube for four minutes at 45mph. That’s got her shit together and crazy long and frizzy hair.
That girl acts like peaches.
by A1239 July 5, 2018
mugGet the Peachesmug.

Texas Peach

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
mugGet the Texas Peachmug.

peach grits

A vagina that has rough stubble hairs, usually 2-3 days after not shaving
M: what did you have for breakfast
S: my girl woke me up with peach grits in bed
by Stevey2992 June 30, 2017
mugGet the peach gritsmug.

Peaches and cream

a situation, process, etc., that has no trouble or problems.
I thought this Ikea shelf was going to be really hard to put together but it ended up being all peaches and cream baby
by Pirate420 July 10, 2021
mugGet the Peaches and creammug.

Peaches

A stinky icon which made the song “burnin and itchin” she also has low hygiene 😍
Oh hey peaches did you kill Cora yet?
by BuRtchicKenugget September 13, 2019
mugGet the Peachesmug.

peaches on a stray

"Yo she's fr peaches on a stray!"
by Bubblebuttbaby July 21, 2016
mugGet the peaches on a straymug.

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