Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any

*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome”

by Your_normal_bfdi_fan_hater May 21, 2022

Phantom

phantom means phantom.

There's a phantom stain on my bag.

by The smexy Max Fox July 28, 2019

Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy ice cream van music, but it is just imagined.

"Do you hear that? It's Mr Whippy and his music!"
"There's nothing there!"
"Oh darn it must have been a Phantom Whippy."

by anonymous June 9, 2022

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

Phantom

The worst thing ever

You are the phantom

by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood May 6, 2025