a more appropriate substitute for the common greeting "my nigga." It can be used by anyone without that person having to worry about offending anyone due to cultural or racial reasons.
whats up my ninja?
by dermanatural May 10, 2009
Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.
by Kreator89 February 06, 2010
WWWWWWWAAAAAAAATCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH OUT!!!! a City Ninja is here!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Michael Baier February 05, 2010
when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.
by J Sned March 06, 2009
Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response
Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
by TheStatusNinja February 05, 2010
by R Peezy March 18, 2007
Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - the master of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.
The other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents - she's such a wank ninja.
by TheWN March 04, 2012