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The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018
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Midnight Maccas Run

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.

bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.

usually done between 12am and 4:30am
Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go
by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023
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midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.
Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?
by Nordlebash December 2, 2024
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midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo
“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
by Punanichicken December 12, 2019
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midnight roker

When a cold/(beer) and hot/(pizza) front unknowingly clash together in the wee hours of the evening forming a massive shit storm of rain, hail and corn. Lightining falshes are not uncommom with the midninght roker, especially in the presence of smoking BBQs.
I damn near burned my eyebrows off last night after dropping a midnight roker!
by derby May 19, 2007
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Midnight Squally

When you participate in an Anal Rain Dance at 12 A.m with Filipino hookers.
Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?

Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
by SL4T3R May 6, 2018
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Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing
Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room
by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
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