The Midnight Giggles

/v/ (ðə ˈmɪdˌnaɪt ˈɡɪɡəlz)

Less than mildly racist jokes / comments at a late hour.

"Last night on call you had some of the midnight giggles."
"Congrats you have performed the midnight Giggles."

by TallTart May 31, 2023

midnight brew

A bottle of urine generally occurring from a late night piss when one is too tired to make it to the restroom, and/or a long car ride; a drink that duck drinks

Man ducks sippin on his midnight brew
I made some dank midnight brew last night.

by Duckdagawd July 25, 2021

midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.

Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline

by Vesiexz June 26, 2023

midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

by StuWi November 8, 2023

Midnight

A girl or boy who has a lot going on, and maybe processing it all feels too difficult. They don't like most people and are only a fan of certain activities at certain times, but once they enter your life you may not want them to leave. They are very chill, easy to talk to, and very loveable. And deep down can be very loving as well <3

I love a Midnight :)

by Ahfjkskdcbc July 20, 2022

Splash of Midnight

Best musical artist since Hitler

If you don't like SoM(Splash of Midnight) you have the Tism

by SoM Fan lol September 26, 2022

2 Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by Death Menace May 16, 2023