It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.
bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.
usually done between 12am and 4:30am
bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.
usually done between 12am and 4:30am
by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023

by Nordlebash December 2, 2024

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

When a cold/(beer) and hot/(pizza) front unknowingly clash together in the wee hours of the evening forming a massive shit storm of rain, hail and corn. Lightining falshes are not uncommom with the midninght roker, especially in the presence of smoking BBQs.
by derby May 19, 2007

Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?
Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
by SL4T3R May 6, 2018

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
