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Jonathan

Jonathan would be someone at school that lost people know and some look up to. He’s can easily make friends due to him being super socail. most girls immediately fall in love with him and his big smile. a flirt for sure and makes sure every girl he sees likes him too. Teases you but not in a bad way that’s just how he is. fucking cute as hell And he knows it. Every girl wishes that they were his girl or friend. You wish you were heather
girl 1: hey who’s that new kid over there? He’s got loads of friends!

girl 2: that’s Jonathan, he’s so cute i know
by grace💚 September 17, 2020
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Jonathan

A man that cannot be compared to any other.

He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.

Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.

With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.

If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.

There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.

He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man that is like no other.
by Bah-Bah March 1, 2023
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Jonathan

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.

He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.

He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.

This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"
by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
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jonathan

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan made me laugh"

"Jonathan, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonathan.
by ghfyb1234 February 8, 2022
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