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Jim zinked

When you fuck up every job you bid
by Bradley Gribble July 10, 2022
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Garlic Jim

A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.

Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.

Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
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Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.

I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.
Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU
by jericc is my son February 20, 2022
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Jim Grae

A man who no-one can find. Nonexistant in any search, but a feared name to some.
"What happened?"
"Must have be a Jim Grae murder"
by Chris73 December 4, 2007
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Jim Buck

Currency (give Jim a suck to get one Jim Buck)
I got a Jim Buck.
Nice me too.
by JimFollower42 March 11, 2024
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jim

u know that guy in the corner?
-yeah that’s jim

remember the party last saturday? mark mack was standing on top of the counter.
-i know he was such a jim
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecanto December 4, 2022
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Jim Wonga

I dare u to say "Jim Wonga" a thousand times and you'll summon the world's smartest man
by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020
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