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penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
mugGet the penguin spacemug.

space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.
Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
mugGet the space monkeymug.

Space bae

An extraterrestrial significant other. Can also mean a girlfriend or boyfriend that lives really far away.
Celebrating my first anniversary on video chat tonight with Space Bae.
by mbillings October 28, 2017
mugGet the Space baemug.

Space Jammy

When a video has a lot of space jam
Sans:Yo this video is Space Jammy
Papyrus: Lola bunny is hot

Sans: I thought you were gay
by Chookie718 May 26, 2020
mugGet the Space Jammymug.

space daddy

Space daddy: SHIRO FROM VOLTRON!!!! He is such a fucking queeeeeeen 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈
by hellspirit April 5, 2019
mugGet the space daddymug.

Positive Space

is around someone that is happy
bob: go say hi to kt she has Positive Space it will make you happy
by student420365 February 22, 2010
mugGet the Positive Spacemug.

disk space

Bob from IBM: we'll need you to create some more disk space.
Tech: what is a 'disk space'?
by princess-tim February 10, 2009
mugGet the disk spacemug.

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