Dad Half Hour

A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.

Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.

by DrFl3tch July 9, 2010

normal nigga hours

The time of day, typically from 3 pm to 9 pm, where males can be normal unlike hypebeasts or depressed boys.

Oh shit D'Quan, it's normal nigga hours! SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AND YOU NORMAL.

by Kodak420 August 11, 2017

happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013

dembo nigga hours

a time of day between 1:30 pm to 2:15pm where niggas be with dembo

'hurry up, its dembo nigga hours

by mahnated chimbo June 1, 2018

five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

by Tennekis March 30, 2008

Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

by Barry June 4, 2004

white people hours

Time between 4:00 am to 8:00 am. At this time you will commonly find real white people eating a bowl of vegan oatmeal and going out for morning jog before work.

Its real white people hours hit that like button if you up and paying for child support.

by RealestNigga69 September 3, 2016