Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.

1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.

by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017

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Fucktard

Term of endearment even though they might be stupid but said with a smile on their face

I love you, even if you are a fucktard

by Mk2girl June 1, 2023

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Fucktard

A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.

John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."

by hdjsnezksk March 19, 2023

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