Freeballin Friday

When it’s Friday and you decide to go commando by not wearing any underwear.

“Hey James bruh why is your boner in your pants so bulgy?”

Ryan bro why you lookin at my meat dude!? That’s sus af, anyway it’s Freeballin Friday and I thought I’d just not wear any drawls.”

by Next Genesis February 18, 2022

f'ing friday

The best day of the working week. The day before the weekend begins.

Thank god it's F'ing Friday!

by ukaaay July 14, 2015

wensday thursday friday

An abriviation for What The Fuck

Joe :Wensday Thursday Friday!!!

by Rose1286 May 19, 2017

Rule of Friday

Asking someone out on a Friday, so you can drown your sorrows over the weekend if you get rejected.

Mario: Lisa rejected me and we just got assigned to do a project together this week.
John: You should’ve followed the Rule of Friday

by Stockboy9 October 29, 2017

No dinner friday

When you go out for one on Friday straight from work and end up 10 pints deep not knowing what happened

Last night turned into a no dinner Friday down the local boozer!

by Rowey_17 November 22, 2018

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Fine Nigga Friday

The day of a true nigga. Man Crush Monday? Hah funny. NOTHING compared to Fine Nigga Friday. Fine Nigga Friday sounds better too. Friday is now a day for the real ones.

Original creators snap: @itsurboimatwell

“Tyrone is a real nigga. He’s gonna be on my story for Fine Nigga Friday.”

by JNIXXXXX November 17, 2019