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Crack rocket

A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!
by TitoNito October 9, 2019
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cracking cheese

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end
by charlie jayne January 1, 2018
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Pack the Crack

Verb;

To perform anal sex; to stimulate another anus sexually using toys
Bro, Jessica totally let me pack the crack last night!
No way dude, Maxie won't ever let me even bring up the subject of anal!
by chrisbkremes October 4, 2017
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Cracking a Wadders

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.
by Barmy Army October 10, 2017
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cup'o crack

A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.
"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"
by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 9, 2017
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cracks in the armor

Screwed things up. Doing things imperfect.
Dad taught me, no cracks in the armor
by LillianRay November 6, 2017
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crack stem

A pipe made from a tire gauge or metal piping to smoke crack cocaine in
by Biggest pot head November 8, 2017
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