by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
by society mercops November 2, 2020

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.
by bushlight February 19, 2019

it is just a pice of fucking shit that has one fps on every fucking game. when it starts working it shows you pictures of porn some times even big penises.
by your mom GG January 14, 2022

man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022
