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coffee head

A coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. This persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. A coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
This definition is written by a coffee head.

*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.

* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
*man Tony is a hardcore coffee head!
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.
by Coffee Head September 6, 2013
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Naked Coffee

Coffee Consisting of Coffee Granules and Water only
In A Morning , Naked Coffee Is Available To Guest's !+)
by The V ONE 2nd To None June 13, 2018
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Coffee mom

A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.

He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.

If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.
Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!
by vasking November 20, 2009
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iced coffee

a dessert which is a cold version of coffee
i would like an iced coffee for dessert
by John's big brain May 14, 2021
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Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.
by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011
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