Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol

Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?

by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012

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California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012

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california rent

Living at somebody's house for an extended period of time and, instead of chipping in cash for rent, paying one's way with drugs, usually marijuana.

"Dude, how long has Fretz been crashing on your couch? He doesn't even have a job." "It's cool, he's paying California rent."

by QBang January 23, 2017

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Alamo, California

A super wealthy suburb of San Francisco, about 35 minutes away from the city. Everyone either drives a BMW or Mercedes. Right next to Danville, it’s affluent sister-city. The houses are all insanely expensive, with a majority being able to set you back a few million. It’s pretty much your stereo-typical suburb. Oh also, Steph Curry and tons of other celebrities live there.

Where is Alamo, California?
It's right in between Danville and Walnut Creek.

by John_taylor11 November 19, 2017

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