Urgent Care

A local clinic guilty of false advertising that claims to provide health care "urgently." The keyword "Urgent" is merely included to dissuade patients away from hospitals.

"I gotta run up to Urgent Care, be back in a few hours."

"Urgent Care? More like Eventual Care."

"Ryan went to Urgent Care, we have plenty of time to see a movie."

by Ryan Kulp May 31, 2023

Pufferfish Care

A furry

Person 1 "Pufferfish Care is my favorite YouTuber"
Person 2 "Pufferfish care is a furry"

by TwinklyToedTyler June 14, 2023

care of his ice cube tray

When you take care of a man’s ice cube tray

I took care of his ice cube tray

by corporate barbie June 18, 2024

care digger

Someone who only likes people (mostly men) because of how much time they give caring for them with cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare etc.

Guy: You’re such a gold digger.
Girl: Excuse me! I cook, I clean, I even look after your kids that you made me with your baby’s mumma.
Guy: Yeah but that’s what men do. Do what you do best.
Girl: You’re a care digger!
Guy: Sure thing gold digger 🙄

by Spacepony June 23, 2024

I don't care

Except not a retard saying it.

Hym "Yeah, hey, no. I don't care. You aren't tit-for-tating anything. She's fucking the retard because his cock is fat and NO OTHER REASON. I created A.I. and have fixed it on 2 separate occasions. Give me the money or I'll kill a kid and then myself. You're trying to pull me out of the paradigm I've created and it isn't ever going to happen. So, weaponized schizophrenia/creation of A.I. are the only things that exist here. There is nothing else."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Care Mad

When you're mad, but only because you care too much.

The hiring team really dropped the ball on our last 2 candidates. I'm care mad about it.

by mrpoptart6 July 17, 2024

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024