California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012

Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol

Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?

by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012

california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 10, 2021

California Style

A male giving oral sex to another male wearing a backwards ball cap, a shirt, no pants or underwear while using their shoes as knee pads

Bryan gave Doug head in the backroom California Style.

by Bigjoe0984 August 30, 2020

Somerset, California

the stupidest town ever in california that is boring and has nothing good to do...it traps children from doing things they wish to do

Man, i hella need to get out of hillbilly hell in Somerset, California ...it's so retarded

by JellaPhobe123 May 14, 2011

Dominican in California

A dominican or a person of dominican descent who lives in California.

That guy is a dominican in california.

by MikitoElDominicano September 6, 2020

california ballsack

When you cut of a brodie's balls and fuck the hole where the balls used to be

Dude, I went to get a sex change and woke up to the doc givin' me a California Ballsack

by Pepsi Nigga January 12, 2017