brian

the best, you will often see him hanging out with introverts. he's never sexist, and will know if something is wrong. never let him go.

'imagine being friends with a brian, i wish it were me.'

by lixiesfreckles March 13, 2021

Brian Moment

A "Brian Moment" can be used in two different ways. It is typically added at the end of a sentence. It can define anything even slightly out of the ordinary, or weird (Similar to the "Only at Miller Grove" meme), or it can be used to describe when a teammate in a competitive sport/game does something counter-productive to your team. (ex. Scoring on your own net in soccer). If you see anything out of the ordinary happen around you, instead of ignoring it, please feel free to say "Brian Moment" to whatever happened.

Example 1: Hey, did you see that guy own-goal? That's a Brian Moment!

Example 2: If somebody aggressively shit their pants during class, that would be classified as a Brian Moment.

Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"

by Sacculish November 16, 2020

brian

biggest dih you'll ever encounter

yoo my shi BRIAN level

by walkemdownwiththatdrake April 17, 2025

Brian Fruit

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brian fruit

by synussy September 13, 2021

Brian

A man who is on a mission…

Person 1: Did you see that guy trying to climb Mount Everest?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a Brian.

by BrianOnAMission November 23, 2021

Brian Fries

a stupid fucking cunt

Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.

by dat bitchhhhhh May 6, 2018

Fruity Brian

A Fruity Brian is an incredibly gay but closeted man who can't stop talking about penises.

"Is Fruity Brian talking about penises again?"

by Fruity Brian July 13, 2024