Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart

"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have

Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023

Brian

A big lipped bastard living in his grand mother's basement being rude on the internet to others.

Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.

by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021

brian purcell

An honest person with a heart of gold and very sexual you know your on for a treat when you have a Purcell in your life

I am lucky I have a Brian purcell

by Soapy101 February 8, 2018

Brian

A guy who bitch made and will cut you off three days later after saying he wants something in the future with you. Fuck Brian.

Me: I want someone new to talk to tbh
Friend: DONT GO BACK TO BRIAN.

by joceee November 20, 2023

brian jean

A good lookin dude who just simply gets the pussy. He gets it here, he gets it there, he gets it everywhere. Always has more than one chick to keep it entertaining.

He's gettin the pussy! Must be a Brian Jean

by livinlarge007 May 28, 2016

Brianing

The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.

You were brianing so hard last night.

by Fbleroux April 19, 2018