betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.

A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!

by kindeltopian April 16, 2006

Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

tig o' bittys

A play on words meaning the same thing as big o' tittys. Used when trying to disguise the phrase in an in-appropriate place.

That girls got some tig o' bittys
"No chest or Tig o' bittys"
-Ali in Breath In, Breath Out

by jimp puice November 21, 2007

Betty Spaghetti

She's the quintisential bimbo. She's blonde and dense and contsantly oozes condescending chatter, just like she constantly oozes fugly ratty curls from her murky skull (similair to the "betty spaghetti doll").

Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.

"Who the fucks that blonde rat?"

"That's our resident Betty Spaghetti..."

"yuck."

by ms mt vesuvius May 15, 2009

Sweaty Betty:

A Fat Girl or Woman. Like you know to do it with her you'd have to role her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Sweaty Betty

She is one Sweaty Betty. I would date her if she was not such a Sweaty Betty:

by B_Rad_N_Green November 5, 2007

blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.

Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty

by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009

tigg ol bittys

the opposite of bigg ol tittys but is better used to confuse a women

DAMN!!!!! lokk at the tigg ol bittys on that vaginal air biscuit

by guy who likes those tigg ol... August 8, 2009