A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
by GoingInDry August 14, 2019
Get the Banana Hatmug. grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday
by jeffbezos July 1, 2021
Get the banana wednesdaymug. A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."
We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.
by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021
Get the Kansas Bananamug. When you take a bong rip after eating a banana, and a burning sensation occurs in the back of your throat.
by The Pussy Destroya January 22, 2014
Get the Banana Burnmug. 
by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016
Get the cheese bananamug. by Lava lamp July 26, 2016
Get the Banana fartmug.