by Stretch AKA Slim October 28, 2023
Get the Banana Banditmug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. Niggas from the mexican cartel
by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024
Get the Burrito Banditsmug. A female who comes to a house with the sole purpose to give oral pleasure to an individual or group and then leave when finished.
"Last night we had these skully bandits roll through before we went out and then had to hit em back up when we got back at like 3."
by SantanaRLC5 December 9, 2008
Get the skully banditmug. A bandit is a violent,aggressive and lawless criminal that usually partakes in crimes such as Robbery,assault,murder and the dealing of drugs
by Therealest_alive December 11, 2021
Get the Banditmug. A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.
If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.
A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.
If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.
A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.
Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!
by SurfingFootballer92 January 16, 2020
Get the Basecamp Banditmug. he is out on the streets coming for your bone marrow watch out for a five foot 6 blonde headed nigga looking for your marrow
hey have you heard of the bone marrow bandit hes apearently has stolen 20 bone barrows this month alone
by willam berks June 4, 2024
Get the bone marrow banditmug.