Credible bullshit

Bullshit, but you can fact check it

We were arguing, and I won with some credible bullshit.

by morganpigorgan June 24, 2020

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

bullshit

School.

School is bullshit.

by Mirik February 28, 2018

Bullshitting Liar

someone who is full of absolute shit

they're such a bullshitting liar. I hate them

by lilbaconbaby January 11, 2015

California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.

“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”

by 902Cold January 26, 2018

Pull bullshit

Hood slang for playing games or doing something that the other friend is in disagreement with.

"Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."

Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.

My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.

by Adam buckley December 20, 2023