Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

omer baskan

A turkish guy who looks and acts like an Asian.
Omer is a trustworthy person, you can always count on him.

Omer isn't the brightest person, his dumb actions always let the people around him laugh.
But Omer is one of the worst drivers there is.

Hahahaha @ omer baskan
Omer which part of asia are you from.
Omer watch out!

by saruu September 20, 2013

Flank Basket

A term widely used to describe a gentleman or lady's undercarriage, especially if said undercarriage resembles a cut of venison.

You, Sir, are a flank basket to the highest degree!
Stop wiggling your flank basket in front of me.

Remove your flank basket from the vicinity!
Wrap your flank basket for added protection.

by FlankBaskets December 11, 2013

Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.

I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.

by Meatball78 September 1, 2014

Longaberger Basket

A white girl with cornrows

That longaberger basket needs her braids redone.

by Mmmcunty November 17, 2015

Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016

Laundry Basket

An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer

"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."

by ColonelCookies March 22, 2017