whippin babies 

cooking up an ounce of powder into some work

"catch me in the kitchen dawg whippin babies!"
AYEE!

whippin babies by OJDAJUICE July 9, 2011

glass barbecue 

A glass instrument for smoking methylamphetamine. It can be professionally blown or as simple as a light bulb and a pen.

I'm tweaking off my head cos the glass barbecue shattered me.

I was scattered off me head from the glass barby so thought it would be a good idea to cook up some shards in Walmart.

glass barbecue by heathclit December 27, 2011

Retarded Animal Babies 

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.

Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

Retarded Animal Babies by Who cares? October 10, 2005

Pork Scotch Barbecue 

A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.

Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?

Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?

Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!

Pork Scotch Barbecue by Lumpbag May 24, 2009

barbicide 

When a barber commits suicide.

Paulie was old and tired of cutting hair for the same people over and over, listening to their sob stories all the while. So he drank that blue stuff on the counter and committed barbicide.

barbicide by LarryD23 November 16, 2009

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor by Dan November 30, 2003

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.

`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies

Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004