A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

by skid catcher July 3, 2024

Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)
Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
Otis - Dude.....gross
by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit
by SDA0408 December 9, 2022
