by Long P. Ness February 21, 2021
Get the African Eaglemug. by Turbo_racist February 27, 2024
Get the African Deep Frymug. Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.
by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024
Get the African Americanmug. by bukkit7 June 8, 2018
Get the African Subwaymug. African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug. “ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
Get the South African surprisemug. by Bobbystrurrew January 11, 2024
Get the tropical Africanmug.