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Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.
Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.
by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022
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Intentional Act

"To this point, we do believe that the explosion was an intentional act," police spokesman Don Aaron told reporters.
by Chaitan December 26, 2020
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Act 3ing

When a girl (usually bigger but thats just preference jumps on your thing and wont let it up.
"you know yasuho was act 3ing tf outa my nards this morning."
by Carter Grohall September 6, 2025
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National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019
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Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022
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