1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 4, 2021
Get the Stoner Bonermug. 
The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
by Tim Books June 28, 2020
Get the Stoner’s Chessmug. A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.
"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."
by ReggaeOtter December 6, 2016
Get the Stoner Stewmug. A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011
Get the Stoner Statusmug. by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017
Get the Stoner Bonermug. by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017
Get the stoners honormug.